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User:inushnu (178179) Paid User
Name:Flip Side
Location:San Francisco, California, United States
Birthdate:1972-03-25
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Criticize me, but respect me. Disagree with me, but do not hurt me.

~Thani Almuhairi~

In this journal I welcome varied views but I must put this quote up as a disclaimer. I'll delete you in a heartbeat if you go against this above premise. Be kind when you disagree and I'll listen, even if you say it harshly, do it in a way that doesn't abuse. I want to hear it, I've often changed my mind because of a comment about any myriad of issues I explore quite openly in this blog. I'll try very hard to remember not to take anything personally. Also know that you don't have to worry about being P.C. as I am REALLY open, just stay aware about being kind. Underneath all my bravado, I truly care and want the best for us both and am a good being so be nice but be REAL!!!!

Thanks and now for the BIO!

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I grew up a poor white girl (spin on Navin Johnson) in Littleton, Colorado. My mother made my clothes until I hit middle school. I then began to piece together an assortment of clothing that was store bought, stolen (she should have shared!) or discarded from my older sister, and a with tidbits of handmade articles thrown in (pattern & fabric choice somewhat left up to me..finally!). We ate Generic. We bought cheap "john boats" to go fishing on and went camping instead of flying to exotic countries. My parents loved each other passionately and all their children actively. I did get spankings. I still get spankings, actually.

When I turned 14 I joined the IHOP family part-time working as a hostess on Sat. & Sundays. I came home smelling like a pancake to which I got ribbed by my father that I could be eaten. Truth be told, the two line-cooks in the kitchen wanted to eat me. If one hadn't been married to Angelina Jolie (I shit you not, she created the current clone propagating with Brad Pitt), then they'd have both been trying to pop my cherry actively. As it stood, only one got part way and then ran off with my sister because she discovered fucking just about the time I discovered my clitoris and all it's interesting attributes.

I saved up every spare cent working at IHOP so that I could buy a car when I was 16. I went with my mother to the dealership and found a 1982 Ford Futura. I was 16, driving a shift, and still 1.7 years away from fucking due to loss of above cherry (aka hymen) by accident and, unfortunately, an unwanted one.

A year later I started working at McDonald's.

It went downhill from there fast (as it was fast food). Soon I discovered drugs & sex along with (and foremost) independence. I dropped out of H.S., moved in and out of my parents house, began go-go dancing in Middle America (SD, ND, IA, IL), went back to McDonald's to become a manager, got a G.E.D, and saw my parents leave our city of 20 yrs to go to Los Angeles for my paternal grandmother's care. I waited a few months and then split the scene as well.

I found myself wandering around the northwestern states of the U.S.(WA & OR) and began Nude Dancing for a year until I met a man 11 yrs older than me who became my friend and then tried to be my lover (sadly, he was a poser pedophile and not a real kinkster :( Cue 4yr period of sexual repression).

At 24 I moved to Los Angeles and got married (to above bloke), took care of the [ailing] grandmother who genetically gifted me my mammary glands, and poked at Higher Education. Dementia and disillusionment followed on all fronts and I was flung back to Oregon where I bounced around in cabins and forests until I got catapulted accidentally to Tennessee.

Within 6mo. I'd managed to free myself in YK2 of the south and my A-sexual (no malice here, just truth) husband synonymously and willed myself back to the Land of Superficiality. I stopped poking at Higher Education, got awarded honors for being in the top 5% of my Undeclared Major's class, and finished off the money shot with a degree in Liberal Arts.

After my stay in Academia (circa 2006) I moved back to the general area of my birth (northern California) and that is where I now reside finding odd jobs and living by the sea in San Francisco with fifty fish and one glorious half-tame wolf.
Memories:22 entries
Pictures:over 100 public
Interests:51: )'(, acid tears, adrenogenital syndrome, auburn curls, benevolent sexism, bite kissing, butterfly kits, capitalistic consumerism, credit as imprisonment, cultural phenomena, cyborg bodies, die manolia, earplug slugs, embracing rejection, expressiveness, follicular phase, fredrica, id, identity vs reality, industrial dreams, jesse, ju-jitsu, killing cancer, learning me-love, love heart attacks, mario cart, massage oil, melting music, metallic skin, muscle modification, myotonia, nails that bleed, neon disx, nicorette, nostalgia dinners, open naps, orchids, passing as female, perfect moments, philip dick, photography that hurts, premenstrual dysphoric disorder, raven, romantic emails, romantic strokes, sector 8, serial monogamy, sigur ros, skin metaphors, theoretical paradox, word symphonies
Schools:Arapahoe Community College - Littleton, CO
California State University - Los Angeles - Los Angeles, CA
El Camino College - Torrance, CA
Heritage High School - Littleton, CO
Mark Hopkins Elementary School - Littleton, CO
University of Oregon - Eugene, OR
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